About Chad Southard


Chad Southard is an American war hero and honorary Chief of the American Indian. Aside from his work with 500 Clown in both Frankenstein and A Christmas Carol, Chad waged many campaigns in the western United States to educate the public on the various uses of the pressure cooker. Unmatched in his love for anything salty, Chad currently works in California at a photovoltaic test laboratory, where he is convinced the sun contains both known and unknown evil powers capable of being harnessed to cooks things like ‘paninis’, which are hot pressed sandwiches originating from Italy and now commonly available in food courts of supermarkets such as Dominicks, and this place he ate at in Hawaii once. He enjoys victory and rarely wearing pants.

See Chad Southard on the 500 Cloud